Last Updated: Thursday 17th April 2008
Men are far less uptight about how they look. Petr Cech was happy to return to work when half of his face was hanging off; he wasn’t concerned that he looked like Steve Bruce’s better looking brother.
Cech was back between the sticks within no time, as he managed to borrow the necessary protection from Ashley Cole. Not many people own chin guards, but Cashley is always wary of bouncing balls. I’ll be jumping up and down when Everton beat Chelsea at 14/5.
Juande Ramos believes that his players should take pride in their appearance, and has banned cakes and sweets from the canteen. I agree with Juande on this one; I’ll only consider a muffin once a year. If Wigan get their head down against Tottenham, they can take a point at 5/2.
Gareth Southgate is far more relaxed with his players’ diet. In Mido and Alves, he has the fattest pair up front since a heavily pregnant Jordan. Bolton are about as pleasing to the eye as Peter Andre’s often visited partner; a relatively attractive Boro will overpower them at 11/10.
Thaksin Shinawatra is taking a real gamble in considering Phil Scolari as a future coach. Big Phil once punched an annoying player at the end of a match; there’s a real chance that he might raise a fist to Ashley Cole. Pompey haven’t won away at Manchester City since 1963, I’m going in deep on Sven’s men at 11/8 to gain revenge for being tucked up on the Benjani deal.
Steven Gerrard has suffered panic attacks ever since a gangster threatened to break his legs; he now collapses without warning roughly every 30 minutes. The precipitating midfielder and his pals have lost on their last two trips to the Cottage; current circumstances dictate that we back Fulham at 3/1.
Arsenal’s season can be compared to putting your hand up Lily Allen’s blouse: it’s been exciting, but the end result is a disappointment. It wouldn’t surprise me if the Gunners laid a marker for next season by pounding Reading at 4/11.
Paul Jewell’s move to Derby is officially the greatest mistake since I fell for the ‘I’m on the pill’ line. After a six goal humiliation at home to Aston Villa, the Rams travel to West Ham to face a side who beat them 5-0 at ‘Pride’ Park. Derby have two hopes in this one, Bob Hope and no hope; and Bob Hope’s dead. The Hammers are the weekend banker at 2/5.
Many people believe that Mark Hughes will be the next manager of Manchester United. I’m not sure if Hughes is ready to succeed Sir Alex just yet, he needs to work on his referee-haranguing. I’d consider offering the position to Fergie’s son; he would soon knock them into shape. United will pile in to Blackburn at 8/13.
I was shocked to receive an email suggesting that I was out of line for calling Karen Brady unattractive. I guess the old adage is true: one man’s meat is another man’s poison, unless you’re Ashley Cole. Aston Villa are one win away from their second straight double over the Brady bunch, and they’re guaranteed a goal start if Ridgewell plays. I’ve seen worse bets than the 5/6 for a Villa win; I tipped them up last week.
If Freddie Shepherd is to be believed, and why wouldn’t he, the women of Newcastle are not the best looking breed. No wonder Jimmy Nail, Paul Gascoigne and Peter Beardsley left the area. It could get real ugly when the Toon Army host Sunderland; I’ll side with Newcastle at 5/6.
If, like me, your partner is less than pleasing aesthetically, feel free to use my adage to help them feel a little bit better about themselves. ‘Beauty fades, but a solid ironing technique will last forever’.
I’m not sure how long the 13/1 will last about this week’s accer: Arsenal, West Ham, Aston Villa, Newcastle and Manchester City are the quite stunning selections.
Weekend Premiership Betting:
Everton v Chelsea Thursday 17th April 19:45 Live on Sky
Everton 14/5
Draw 5/2
Chelsea 23/20
Get on: Everton
Arsenal v Reading Saturday 19th April 12:45 Live on Sky
Arsenal 4/11
Draw 4/1
Reading 11/1
Get on: Arsenal
Fulham v Liverpool Saturday 19th April 15:00
Fulham 3/1
Draw 5/2
Liverpool Evs
Get on: Fulham
Middlesbrough v Bolton Saturday 19th April 15:00
Middlesbrough 11/10
Draw 23/10
Bolton 11/4
Get on: Middlesbrough
West Ham v Derby Saturday 19th April 15:00
West Ham 2/5
Draw 4/1
Derby 9/1
Get on: West Ham
Wigan v Tottenham Saturday 19th April 15:00
Wigan 7/4
Draw 5/2
Tottenham 7/4
Get on: Draw
Blackburn v Man Utd Saturday 19th April 17:15 Live on Setanta
Blackburn 11/2
Draw 3/1
Man Utd 8/13
Get on: Man Utd
Aston Villa v Birmingham Sunday 20th April 12:00
Aston Villa 5/6
Draw 13/5
Birmingham 4/1
Get on: Aston Villa
Newcastle v Sunderland Sunday 20th April 13:30 Live on Sky
Newcastle 5/6
Draw 5/2
Sunderland 7/2
Get on: Newcastle
Man City v Portsmouth Sunday 20th April 16:00 Live on Sky
Man City 11/8
Draw 23/10
Portsmouth 11/5
Get on: Man City
Weekend Betting Preview
by Gerry McDonnellThere Ste Goes Again
As a society, we’re obsessed with appearance. I blame teen magazines for perpetuating the myth that skinniness equals beauty. If I had to choose between a thin girl and a lady with a fuller figure, I’d choose the one with the better personality. Obviously, if they’re equally pleasant, then fatty’s out of luck.Men are far less uptight about how they look. Petr Cech was happy to return to work when half of his face was hanging off; he wasn’t concerned that he looked like Steve Bruce’s better looking brother.
Cech was back between the sticks within no time, as he managed to borrow the necessary protection from Ashley Cole. Not many people own chin guards, but Cashley is always wary of bouncing balls. I’ll be jumping up and down when Everton beat Chelsea at 14/5.
Juande Ramos believes that his players should take pride in their appearance, and has banned cakes and sweets from the canteen. I agree with Juande on this one; I’ll only consider a muffin once a year. If Wigan get their head down against Tottenham, they can take a point at 5/2.
Gareth Southgate is far more relaxed with his players’ diet. In Mido and Alves, he has the fattest pair up front since a heavily pregnant Jordan. Bolton are about as pleasing to the eye as Peter Andre’s often visited partner; a relatively attractive Boro will overpower them at 11/10.
Thaksin Shinawatra is taking a real gamble in considering Phil Scolari as a future coach. Big Phil once punched an annoying player at the end of a match; there’s a real chance that he might raise a fist to Ashley Cole. Pompey haven’t won away at Manchester City since 1963, I’m going in deep on Sven’s men at 11/8 to gain revenge for being tucked up on the Benjani deal.
Steven Gerrard has suffered panic attacks ever since a gangster threatened to break his legs; he now collapses without warning roughly every 30 minutes. The precipitating midfielder and his pals have lost on their last two trips to the Cottage; current circumstances dictate that we back Fulham at 3/1.
Arsenal’s season can be compared to putting your hand up Lily Allen’s blouse: it’s been exciting, but the end result is a disappointment. It wouldn’t surprise me if the Gunners laid a marker for next season by pounding Reading at 4/11.
Paul Jewell’s move to Derby is officially the greatest mistake since I fell for the ‘I’m on the pill’ line. After a six goal humiliation at home to Aston Villa, the Rams travel to West Ham to face a side who beat them 5-0 at ‘Pride’ Park. Derby have two hopes in this one, Bob Hope and no hope; and Bob Hope’s dead. The Hammers are the weekend banker at 2/5.
Many people believe that Mark Hughes will be the next manager of Manchester United. I’m not sure if Hughes is ready to succeed Sir Alex just yet, he needs to work on his referee-haranguing. I’d consider offering the position to Fergie’s son; he would soon knock them into shape. United will pile in to Blackburn at 8/13.
I was shocked to receive an email suggesting that I was out of line for calling Karen Brady unattractive. I guess the old adage is true: one man’s meat is another man’s poison, unless you’re Ashley Cole. Aston Villa are one win away from their second straight double over the Brady bunch, and they’re guaranteed a goal start if Ridgewell plays. I’ve seen worse bets than the 5/6 for a Villa win; I tipped them up last week.
If Freddie Shepherd is to be believed, and why wouldn’t he, the women of Newcastle are not the best looking breed. No wonder Jimmy Nail, Paul Gascoigne and Peter Beardsley left the area. It could get real ugly when the Toon Army host Sunderland; I’ll side with Newcastle at 5/6.
If, like me, your partner is less than pleasing aesthetically, feel free to use my adage to help them feel a little bit better about themselves. ‘Beauty fades, but a solid ironing technique will last forever’.
I’m not sure how long the 13/1 will last about this week’s accer: Arsenal, West Ham, Aston Villa, Newcastle and Manchester City are the quite stunning selections.
Weekend Premiership Betting:
Everton v Chelsea Thursday 17th April 19:45 Live on Sky
Everton 14/5
Draw 5/2
Chelsea 23/20
Get on: Everton
Arsenal v Reading Saturday 19th April 12:45 Live on Sky
Arsenal 4/11
Draw 4/1
Reading 11/1
Get on: Arsenal
Fulham v Liverpool Saturday 19th April 15:00
Fulham 3/1
Draw 5/2
Liverpool Evs
Get on: Fulham
Middlesbrough v Bolton Saturday 19th April 15:00
Middlesbrough 11/10
Draw 23/10
Bolton 11/4
Get on: Middlesbrough
West Ham v Derby Saturday 19th April 15:00
West Ham 2/5
Draw 4/1
Derby 9/1
Get on: West Ham
Wigan v Tottenham Saturday 19th April 15:00
Wigan 7/4
Draw 5/2
Tottenham 7/4
Get on: Draw
Blackburn v Man Utd Saturday 19th April 17:15 Live on Setanta
Blackburn 11/2
Draw 3/1
Man Utd 8/13
Get on: Man Utd
Aston Villa v Birmingham Sunday 20th April 12:00
Aston Villa 5/6
Draw 13/5
Birmingham 4/1
Get on: Aston Villa
Newcastle v Sunderland Sunday 20th April 13:30 Live on Sky
Newcastle 5/6
Draw 5/2
Sunderland 7/2
Get on: Newcastle
Man City v Portsmouth Sunday 20th April 16:00 Live on Sky
Man City 11/8
Draw 23/10
Portsmouth 11/5
Get on: Man City
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